10/31/2009 Family Circus. I would have clipped it for my “Family Circus Wall of Shame” if I was still keeping that up. Billy, I can’t help but notice you are trick or treating alone. Wonder why?
Better, from Mark Paglia, in McSweeney’s: “Famous Authors Narrate the Funny Pages”
The Family Circus
by William Faulkner“Incest and miscegenation!” Pa yelled as he entered the room where Billy and Dolly sat. Billy fled through the doorway, too panicked for ratiocination, and wound a peregrinating dotted line around the yard and by P.J., the deaf and dumb youngest brother.