McSweeney's: "Clue" Accusations, 2012.

Colonel Mustard, identity theft, Ukrainian server room

Miss Scarlet, catastrophic hurricane damage, Manhattan shoreline

Professor Plum, character assassination by trolling, hyperblogosphere

Mr. Green, water-rationing-card devaluation, Texas

“Mrs.” White, sexual-reassignment surgery, San Francisco

Mrs. Peacock, Mayan-calendar expiration, fourth dimension

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