The Real 12 Stages of a Lunar Eclipse
- Faint penumbral dimming of the moon’s disk.
- Pervasive creeping sensations of unease.
- Howling of wolves.
- Unclean things walk the earth; Dick Cheney rises from the grave.
- Contortion of the zodiac.
- Intrusion of strange dimensions.
- Universal gibbering madness.
- Cthulhu.
- A glimmer of sanity in the chaos.
- Restoration of Euclidean geometry.
- Fungal Mi-go from Yuggoth return captive brains to their rightful owners.
- Applause, followed by waffles for breakfast.
via Retort
and hooray for insomnia.