The Real 12 Stages of a Lunar Eclipse

roomthily:

  1. Faint penumbral dimming of the moon’s disk.
  2. Pervasive creeping sensations of unease.
  3. Howling of wolves.
  4. Unclean things walk the earth; Dick Cheney rises from the grave.
  5. Contortion of the zodiac.
  6. Intrusion of strange dimensions.
  7. Universal gibbering madness.
  8. Cthulhu.
  9. A glimmer of sanity in the chaos.
  10. Restoration of Euclidean geometry.
  11. Fungal Mi-go from Yuggoth return captive brains to their rightful owners.
  12. Applause, followed by waffles for breakfast.

via Retort

and hooray for insomnia.

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