The Inimitable Tiff

The online adventures of Tiff Fehr (@tiffehr), a UX engineerette at The New York Times. Feel free to peruse my somewhat popular geek-themed Tumblr, too, if that's your thing.

More personally than the above or below, I document notable adventures (much later than when they actually happen): Oktoberfest '04, Guatemala '08, Europe '10, Wisconsin '10, Middle East '11*. (* in progress)

Jan 24

McSweeney's: If Allen Ginsberg Had Written Pay-Per-Click Ads.

America, I’ve Given You All and Now I’m Nothing
America two dollars and twenty-seven cents.
Cheap tixs to Europe and the Far East.

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I Walked on the Banks of the Tincan Banana Dock
And sat down under the huge shade of a Southern Pacific locomotive
To look at the sunset over the boxhouse hills and cry.
Try the only all-natural Prozac alternative.

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Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness!
Ashcans and unobtainable dollars!
Save on bulk boxes of Swiffers at the Marketplace.

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In My Hungry Fatigue, and Shopping for Images,
I went into the neon fruit supermarket, dreaming of your enumerations!
Try Phedra, the true slimming alternative.

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The Best Minds of My Generation
destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked—
did you say “naked”? Cum see naked chicks here.

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