The Inimitable Tiff

Though Jeremy Pham’s name is absent from the post; though Wellesley has several students who do not identify as women; and though anyone, Wellesley student or not, can post to Wellesley FML, Pham clearly believed that the above poster was attempting to impersonate him. And if there was potentially one Wellesley student mocking his lack of sexual prowess, then surely the entire campus must be conspiring to cockblock him. The natural response? Sending a misogynistic, epithet-laced email over Wellesley’s online “community” forum, a discussion list read by not only the entire student body, but also by faculty and staff

The description above is from Sex and the Ivy

Thank you, my dear Wellesley sisters, for sharing the hilarious campus message board asshattery and traditional parody song. (YouTube would have really challenged my era’s parody songwriting.)