Burglars mistake man's ashes for coke, snort away (Weird news on msnbc.com)
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Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs, Florida sheriff’s deputies said Wednesday.OMG that’s horrible and darkly hysterical at the same time. Incidentally, the story-page headline—”Ashes to asses, dust to dolts”—is just as cringe-inducing funny, too.
Reblogging myself, since I’m still reeling in awe about this story.
(Source: journo-geekery)
