McSweeney's: Titles of Love Songs I Would Write for People Like Me
BY KATHY SALERNO
“A Friend Again, Naturally”
“Hopelessly Inexperienced Sexually”
“Mind Boyfriend’s Back”
“Wishing, Hoping, Checking Your MySpace Relationship Status”
“Never Gonna Ask You Out, Never Gonna Make My Move”
“Give Me Just a Little More Time (By Then You’ll Surely Be Dating Someone Else)”
“Are You That Anybody?”
“Let’s Give Them Something to Prove I’m Straight”
