“
It’s huge! Bigger than anybody’s!”

I suffered the type of paralysis usually associated with spinal cord injuries or ayahuasca ingestion.
Rob Wilder :: Daddy Needs a Drink

Via ascendingcoherence on Reader. (Awkwardly) excerpted here so as to not ruin the fun. Give it a read when you’re not in danger of snorting out your beverage.

Notes