McSweeney's Lists: Popular Twenty-First Century Dwarf Names

By Adam Purple

ADDy
Angsty
Apathetic
Bloggy
David
Ennui
Fearful
Greedy
Hovering
Insomniac
Jennifer
Lactose-intolerant
Medicated
Meme
Pwned
Subprimey
Tweety
Unemployed
Wired
Xenophobey
Zoey