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$7 taxi 02/17/09 11:45am balance: $22,896 
8:49 AM Feb 17th from mobile web
fstarlite’s financial twitter feed, via @buzz. I first read ‘balance’ as ‘ambulance’ and couldn’t figure out why the guy rode in so many ambulances. Then I reasoned out that he must be an EMT and was reciting how much each ride cost insurance…then I re-read the word.